Tweets

    death-by-lulz:

    emotsye:

    HE MET BILL MURRAY

    (Source: naydoh)

    punacceptable:

    *talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

    jackiebeulahburkhart:

    sherlocksmyth:

    "why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

    image

    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen


    lulz-time:

    Hard to believe he is now captain america.

    this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions 

    Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

    (Source: supagirl)

    istoleyourpanties:

    quarterclever:

    especiallygoodfinder:

    nepeter:

    australians dont have sex

    australians mate

    I spat out my coffee

    sorry about your image

    frICK

    (Source: shalrath)

    bagellie:

    benefits of being friends with me

    • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
    • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them