*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Hard to believe he is now captain america.
this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them