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    unclefather:

    dekutree:

    the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

    yea well i wanna see a tity 

    (Source: dekutrickortreat)

    bitter-ghost:

    come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 


    savyscrazybitch:

    squarerootofpreston:

    m-cmlxxv:

    yesterdaysvintagenightmares:

    I expect nothing less.

    THE SNITCH ONE OH MY GOD

    I will say no if you don’t propose with the snitch or the har

    Ahmahgahd jellyjiggleboy

    realdwntomars:

    Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

    (Source: bootyhole-princess)

    ah-shiyt:

    dan-will-make-you-howell:

    splantamello:

    hotaimee:

    thiscorpsofbrothers:

    splantamello:

    hydrogyne:

    cute things to call your girlfriend:

    1. sugar
    2. honey
    3. flour
    4. egg
    5. salt

    6. 1 tbs of butter

    7. stir thoroughly

    8. pour into baking pan

    9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

    why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

    you smooth fucker

    (Source: lammergeist)


    cinemove:

    The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

    Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

    Dear Mr. Vernon,

    We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

    go anon and say whatever you’d like to me.

    (Source: maewhitwoman)